Board Thread:The Last Sovereign Discussion/@comment-63.229.131.202-20200118021309

(Mods, move if need be) I made a funny fanfic involving Antarion and his attempt to woo the Goddess of Magic core group going awry. Hope you like it!

Antarion figured this was the perfect assignment. In Ardford he was known, people had an idea what to expect from him. While he was in Yilhin he was an unknown, which meant women would swoon over his exploits, and with his charm he was positive that there’d be at least a dozen women begging for the chance to have fun with him. Sure, he was there on Blademaster business, but that wouldn’t take all that long. It was more important to let those Yilhini women see a real man! He saw a likely first target and moved to impress the lady with his tales, positive she’d been falling head over heels for him!

Vera saw the approaching man and inwardly groaned. Her friend Aka had warned her, warned the core group of the Goddess of Magic about this guy. Aka had mentioned that this guy thought he was Ivala’s gift to women, that he’d try corny lines to try and woo women. He was quite skilled, but his attitude! Aka couldn’t believe that Antarion was hitting on all the female members of her party, more so because they were all with Simon already! Antarion didn’t seem to care though, trying his supposedly smooth lines on all the women. Never mind they all shot him down, sometimes spectacularly, he still insisted how wonderful he was. This gave Vera an idea, to humiliate this Blademaster. If he was so obsessed with trying to impress women, he wouldn’t notice that they would try to trap him.

“Hey baby, ever been with a real man? I saved Ardford from the Incubus King!” Antarion felt this would definitely get her, women just love heroes!

Vera knew this was false, it was several different people who saved Ardford. In fact, a Chosen was more instrumental in saving Ardford than this bozo was. Still, it gave Vera’s plan traction. If he’s trying to woo a woman he just met, he’d be too stupid to think that this woman would try to humiliate him.

“Oh really? That sounds so exciting! I have a few friends who’d like to hear this too, how about we go meet them?” If Antarion was as stupid as Vera thought, he wouldn’t recognize it was a trap. Fortunately, Vera didn’t need to worry.

“You have friends that want to hear my awesomeness too? Lead on!” Antarion thought this was great, not only was this babe interested, she had friends that wanted to hear it too!

Vera directed Antarion to the Goddess of Magic’s headquarters. That it was in the Yilhini slums didn’t matter to Antarion, there would be more babes to listen to his tales! When he discovered that there was an Elven babe among the 5, he was ecstatic, he always wanted to try and woo an elf!

“Vera, is this the one Aka warned us about?”

“That’s right! He didn’t waste any time trying to woo me. What Aka said was true, this guy’s a piece of work!”

“What does She say about it?”

Vera smiled. “She said to teach him a lesson”.

Antarion was confused, who was Aka? Teach him a lesson? He didn’t know what was going on…until the elven woman hit him with a lightning bolt!

“OUCH! What was that for? I thought you wanted to hear my tales of heroics!”

Vera smiled again. “Unfortunately for you, we knew about you from our friend Aka. She told us what to except if you showed up. The Goddess of Magic said that you needed to be brought down a peg too,”

Antarion was puzzled but didn’t have long to think about it before the one that looked like a housewife hit him with fire. He started to complain only to have the exotic-looking one hit him with another lighting bolt. He turned to flee but forgot Vera was now in from of him, and she promptly kneed him in the groin.

“Get the message yet? You are not welcome here!”

Antarion nodded gingerly, thinking things were much better in Ardford. At least there, no one sought to humiliate him!

After Antarion fled – with another lighting bolt to convince him to scram – the housewife was worried, “This won’t cause a rift between Yilhin and Ardford will it?”

Vera shook her head. “I don’t think so. People know he’s full of it, so they will take everything he says with a pound of salt. You did good, everyone.” 