Talk:Walkthrough/@comment-87.52.15.253-20190314221155/@comment-31763506-20190315042011

Actually, Decanter, I just checked Google Maps and there doesn't appear to be a maze in Fucking, Austria. Also doesn't appear to be a church or anything near enough houses for the ostensible population of 104 people. There's what looks like an arboretum on the North side of town with a bunch of trees laid out in a grid, but that's it.

Wikipedia says that local resident Josef Winkler tried to sell shirts reading "I like Fucking in Austria", but was peer pressured into stopping. I'm not sure if this is the "worst shirt" the AFU was referring to. But he's clearly an individual of great learning and taste, so I must just not be getting him.

Since "pretend" isn't normally a noun, I think he must have gotten an autocomplete for "pretender", doubtless in reference to the late Austrian MEP Otto von Habsburg, pretender to the throne of Austria-Hungary. How the late Ian Paisley puncher could be misconstrued as being an RPG game is a bit of a puzzler, though.

I also must admit that I'm impressed he's boldly sought to emulate the late E.E. Cummings' style of poetry by eschewing the restrictive shackles of punctuation and capitalization.

Hopefully we can continue to attract contributors of this quality to our fine wiki community.